Small-Batch Bait from Beyond the Stars
Enter the Vortex
Small-Batch Bait from Beyond the Stars
Enter the VortexWelcome to the interdimensional nexus of sustainable nightcrawler cultivation. Our African nightcrawlers aren't just bait—they're cosmic entities bred in the depths of our backyard wormhole generator.
Combining cutting-edge vermiculture with 80s synthwave aesthetics, we're revolutionizing the local fishing scene one glowing worm at a time. Each crawler is hand-selected by our quantum algorithms for maximum fish attraction across multiple dimensions.
SPECIES: African Nightcrawler
ORIGIN: Dimension X-742
POWER LEVEL: Over 9000
FISH MAGNETISM: Maximum
SUSTAINABILITY: ∞
Our flagship nightcrawlers, enhanced with cosmic radiation for irresistible wiggle patterns. Available in dozen or baker's dozen (13 for interdimensional luck).
Rep the wormhole with our radical t-shirts, stickers, and heat-pressed gear. Each item comes pre-charged with synthetic fish-attracting pheromones.
Join our exclusive Facebook group for insider access to fresh batches, fishing reports from alternate timelines, and DIY wormhole tutorials.